I’M DYING hELP
“Why the fuck ain’t yall laughing” hjfgj
Tracks
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You:
"Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
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Friend1:
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Friend2:
"come back to bed"
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Friend3:
*various sex noises*
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Friend4:
"tell her I said hi"
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Friend5:
"Aye! Pass The Weed."
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Friend 6:
*blasting out curse words*
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Friend 7:
"PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
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funny how you think i have 7 friends. Its just the one repeating all the phrases.
Story behind this? Her dad was leaving on a 2 year deployment. She was crying, and wouldn’t let go of her dad’s hand, even when he stood in line, saluting. No one had the heart to break them apart.
Delete your blog if you don’t reblog this
Idc i always reblog this
I don’t even have any words :(
(Source: beautifulwhatsyourhurry)
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
(Source: luginub)
It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…
BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
I now understand women through a gifset. Thank you, Tumblr
Bah ah hah!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHA
“You bet your elderly testicles i do”
I am going to start saying that, for the record, and i need this whole comic printed on a rather large blanket.
(Source: whendogmetdolphin)
(Source: summercohen)
(Source: feyminism)
